Six Signs You Might Be a Six

Jus Accardo – Guest blogger and author of Touch (A Denazen Novel)

While you may think having extra special abilities wouldn’t be something a person could overlook, it does, on occasion, happen. So to help those who are a bit confused, I’ve compiled a little check list.

  1. If you wake up to find stuff around your room—including pets—floating five feet off the floor, there’s a good chance you’re a Six. That, or some of your friends are playing a nasty trick involving invisible wire.
  2. If each time you sneeze, the entire city looses power for a week, you’re either a Six…or you’ve discovered a new strain of the common cold and should quarantine yourself to the mountains.
  3. If you go to check yourself out in the mirror and don’t find a reflection, you might be a Six with the ability to become invisible. Or a vampire. (Just kidding. Vampires don’t really exist—what do you think this is—fiction?!?)
  4. If you step into the sunshine and blind people with your sparkly—wait—wrong book…
  5. If you tell your kid brother to go play in traffic—and he does—you’re a Six. Consider contracting laryngitis or possibly becoming a monk and taking a vow of silence.
  6. If you can light a cigarette without using a match (or a lighter), there’s a better than average chance you’re a Six. Stay away from large quantities of hay and dry leaves, as well as book stores (those things do not like fire). I’d suggest buying a houseboat and moving to the middle of the ocean.

Now here’s a question for you. If you were a Six and could pick your ability—what would it be?

Touch ~ Coming November 1, 2011 from Entangled Publishing

Buy: Touch (A Denazen Novel)

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13 Comments

  1. Thanks for letting me hang here today 🙂 Looking forward to seeing everyone’s Six abilities!

  2. OMG I love this too funny.

  3. Nina Croft

    Aw – I want to be a six – but I don’t do any of that stuff. But if I could, I like the sound of the telling my kid brother to play in the traffic one (not that I would of course, but I can think of a few other things I wouldn’t mind telling people to do!)
    And what do you mean – vampires don’t exist???

  4. I would want the ability to make things appear from *thin air* 😀

  5. I would pick the ability to wiggle my nose like Samantha from Bewitch or blink/nod like Jeanie from I Dream of Jeanie and have things just get done – you know like cleaning! lol There’s so much chaos and all I want it is to be neat and orderly without having to actually clean it up. 😛

    • OMG! I LOVE Samantha! Not as familiar with Jeanie, but Sam rocks! I’d kinda kill for that cute nose wiggle 😀 And the house cleaning? Major plus!

  6. OKay – that’s neat! I like the sneezing ability and canceling out electricity. Can I have that? Does it cancel out battery power? Because then I’m not so sure I’d want it. I would totally use the gift to get school cancelled for a day or two… hehe 😀 😀 😀

    • Better than a snow day! But yeah, batteries would HAVE to work. Flashlights are a must. There are only so many candles you can light without needing aid from the local Fire Dept. 🙂

  7. Haha, oh man that sparkly comment…i mightve fallen out of my chair. Just possibly, but I wont tell u for sure cuz this is internet and that will be there forever! Cant wait to get my hands on this book!

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